Finally! A microphone the internet deserves. Part toy, part tool, all chaos. Labu-WHO?
 
First-Edition Handmade Limited Drop. This product is not mass produced!
 
Each Troll Mic is a classic troll doll reborn as a fully functional, toy-sized microphone — hand-assembled with love in the USA.

 
🎤 Functional, wired, toy-sized mic (toy-sized)
✋ Handmade in small batches
🎁 Equal parts collectible, gag gift, and conversation starter
 
Whether you’re recording, streaming, or just roasting your friends, it’s a conversation starter, a desk totem, a prop for skits, a collectible you can actually use. Every Troll Mic comes with a random colored tuft of troll hair — because you don’t choose your troll, the troll chooses you.
 
Limited Pre-Sale Now Open. Ships end of September.
 
What's in the box?
Your numbered, first-edition Internet Troll Microphone with cotton travel pouch
Adoption Certificate
Secret Gift with each First-Edition Internet Troll Microphone
Earn Empact with exclusive Empactor Missions using your Internet Troll Microphone 
 
This mircrophone is wired with a standard 1/8" 4 band Input, just plug into your headphone jack.
Lightning & USB 3.0 adapters not included.
Free Domestic Shipping on 2 or more Troll Mics.